It was supposed to be a routine sobriety test… but it turned into pure comedy gold.
Bodycam footage shows an officer asking a woman a basic question:
“What’s the highest grade level you’ve completed?”
Her answer? Calm and confident.
“I have a bachelor’s degree.”
What followed next? Absolute chaos.
The officer then asks her to count — just 1 to 4, and back again — as part of a standard field sobriety test. But things quickly unravel when she tries to follow the instructions:
“1, 2, 3… 4… uh, 1, 2, 3… 1?”
Confused, laughing, and clearly struggling to keep up, she throws her hands up in frustration and blurts out:
“Oh god, you’re crazy!”
Even the officer can barely keep a straight face as the counting turns into what sounds like a broken math class on repeat. Moments later, the tone shifts as she says the now-infamous line:
“I don’t care. I’m a lawyer and stuff.”
The internet’s in stitches — calling it “the most unintentionally funny field test ever.” Some viewers say it’s straight out of The Office, others are convinced it’s proof that confidence doesn’t equal coordination.
Lesson of the day: maybe don’t argue your degree level in the middle of a sobriety test… especially if you can’t count to four. 😅
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